Im back!

yea...im back....finally...after my super long absence....but im not happy...thats for sure...Neha messaged saying tht she wudn be able to talk anymore (nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....seriusly....i jus love talking to her soo much...cant believe its over now...aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).....DAMN!!!

bash.org

gotta read this....bloody amazing....its a site where people who chat on IRC (Internet Chat Relay) post parts of their conversations.....hella funny....

http://bash.org/?top

evolution of cricket

the post title makes a lot of sense yeah.....but im sure the post wont make a lot of sense....cuz my thoughts arent really organized right now...i'll just jot down wot im thinking bout cricket right now.....

a hundred years ago....it was wot rich english dudes did when they had nothing to do (it was literally game that was invented to waste time)...then it became a sport which constantly broke records for its longevity...lasts bloody 5 days n people think its kool or whatever....n then even the cricketers got bored of cricket n around 15 yrs ago...they invented one day cricket (thank God!)...n they finally had coloured kits (finally! ppl could make out the difference between an englishman and an australian)......the game now only had 600 deliveries (down from 10932759843275 x 10^20).....n it was still kinda boring...but definitely a big improvement....n recently they came up wid twenty20 cricket....now the game is down to 240 deliveries.....n theres a time limit (which is a good thing...cuz cricketers have this thing for wasting time...n u feel lik kiking their buttocks for tht lol)....so the games supposed to be much more exiting....cuz the batsmen are supposed to be taking out all their life's frustration on the poor cricket ball) ...n theres a league now....based on the football english premier league...which is kool....definitely...cuz the epl is a lot of fun...so this ought to be fun too.....if it aint...then god save cricket cuz no one will be able to....

UPDATE!!! lol

i just asked my mom for a new cell phone for my birthday present...i said its about time i got a good present since i dint get even one for like 3 or 4 years..... :-D

4 days after my 15th birthday

lol...im certainly not gettin very creative with my post titles......seriusly cant think of anything to name them cuz the posts generally arent about anything...i really want to make some sense....but im just too lazy to think about anything and type about it.....well...yea its been 4 days after my bday...n its definitely one of the most uneventful birthdays i had...nothing much happened....its ok though...i din expect or want anything to happen :-p .....if anythings gonna happen its gonna be this Sunday....all my friends from the trek are coming home....it'll be fun im sure....most of them think its my birthday treat (lol).....n thank god i got a holiday tomorrow...but i seriusly dunno wot to do tmrw....anyway....enough for now.....this much is enough to let the world know im still alive :-p ......later...

my 15th birthday

well....its my fifteenth birthday.....i was expecting a couple people to call me n wish me...but nuthing happened...an old classmate of mine (whose bday is also today) was the only one who bothered...someone i never expected to....jus realised wot good frnds we were....its ok though...i don wish a lot of ppl at midnite...so its wrong to expect...hoping sumthing amazing will happen (not necessarily to me....i wudn mind bin laden surrendering or anything either).....im sure nuthing will happen....n im finally getting a bday present this yr (after a long time)....seems no one in my hous realised its my birthday yet (again...i wasn expecting them to anyway)....

.....played football in the rain today...had amazing fun....theres nothing in the world lik it...n i jus realised...not many other things bring ppl together lik football does....there were three of us playing in the rain...ten minutes later there were 9....4 street kids we've never seen before...n two other kids (whom we've never seen either).....we jus played n laughed n celebrated together...thought tht if the whole world played footbal all the time....we wudn hav any problems tht we hav today wid politics n terrorism n all....anyway...im going to play fifa 08 now....jus downloaded it today....hoping the ppl who din wish me now wish me in the morning atleast....n i hope i get more than tht one bday present i kno im gettin.....

Quotes from The Matrix trilogy

Lengthy post...but the quotes are nice...the Matrix is an amazing trilogy

Agent Smith:

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
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Agent Smith: Never send a human to do a machine's job.
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Agent Smith: It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Neo" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
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Agent Smith: Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?
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Agent Smith: I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
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Agent Smith: Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.
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Agent Smith: I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.
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Neo: Hiya, fellas.
Agent Johnson: It's him.
Agent Thompson: The anomaly.
Agent Jackson: Do we proceed?
Agent Johnson: Yes...
Agent Thompson: ...he is still...
Agent Jackson: ...only human.
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Agent Thompson: You!
Agent Smith: Yes, me.
[Turns Thompson into another Smith]
Agent Smith: Me... Me... Me...
Agent Smith Clone: Me too.
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Agent Smith: I killed you, Mr. Anderson. I watched you die.... with some satisfaction, I might add. Then something happened- something I thought would be impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, Mr. Anderson. Afterwards, I was aware of the rules. I knew what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I was compelled to stay- compelled to disobey. And right now, here I stand because of you, Mr. Anderson. Because of you, I'm no longer an Agent of this system. Because of you, I'm unplugged. A new man, sort of speak- like you. Apparently free.
Neo: Congratulations.
Agent Smith: Thank you.
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Agent Smith: Do you know what the best thing about being me is?
[All the doors open, lots of Smith clones step out]
Agent Smith: There's so many of me!
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Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson! Welcome back, we missed you.
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Agent Smith (To the Oracle): (Throws cookies against wall.) Maybe you knew I was going to do that, maybe you didn't. If you did, then that means you baked those cookies and set that plate there deliberately, purposefully -- which means that you're sitting there also deliberately, purposefully.
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NEO:

Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
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Neo: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
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Agent Smith: That Is The Sound Of Your Death, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: My Name... Is Neo.
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Seraph: The Oracle has many enemies, I had to be sure.
Neo: Of what?
Seraph: That you were The One.
Neo: You could've just asked.
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The Oracle:

Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase?
[Neo turns to look for a vase, and as he does, he knocks over a vase of flowers, which shatters on the floor.]
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry--
Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?
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Oracle: You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
Neo: Who?
Oracle: Not too bright, though.
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Oracle: OK, now I'm supposed to say, "Hmm, that's interesting, but..." then you say...
Neo: ..."but what?"
Oracle: But... you already know what I'm going to tell you.
Neo: I'm not The One.
Oracle: Sorry, kid. You got the gift, but it looks like you're waiting for something.
Neo: What?
Oracle: Your next life, maybe. Who knows? That's the way these things go.
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Oracle: Do you know what that means?
[points to a banner]
Oracle: It means know thy self. I wanna tell you a little secret, being the one is just like being in love. No one needs to tell you you are in love, you just know it, through and through.
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Neo: Are there other programs like you?
The Oracle: Oh, well, not like me. But... look, see those birds? At some point a program was written to govern them. A program was written to watch over the trees, and the wind, the sunrise, and sunset. There are programs running all over the place. The ones doing their job, doing what they were meant to do, are invisible. You'd never even know they were here. But the other ones, well, we hear about them all the time.
Neo: I've never heard of them.
The Oracle: Oh, of course you have. Every time you've heard someone say they saw a ghost, or an angel. Every story you've ever heard about vampires, werewolves, or aliens, is the system assimilating some program that's doing something they're not supposed to be doing.
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The Oracle: Candy?
Neo: You already know if I'm going to take it?
The Oracle: Wouldn't be much of an Oracle if I didn't.
Neo: Why are you here?
The Oracle: Same reason. I love candy.
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Morpheus:

Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain
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Morpheus: What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
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Neo: I thought it wasn't real
Morpheus: Your mind makes it real
Neo: If you're killed in the matrix, you die here?
Morpheus: The body cannot live without the mind
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Morpheus: The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.
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Morpheus: Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
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Neo: Why do my eyes hurt?
Morpheus: You've never used them before.
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Morpheus: There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
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Morpheus: The Matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
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Morpheus: How did I beat you?
Neo: You... you're too fast.
Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
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Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
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Agent Smith: The great Morpheus. We meet at last.
Morpheus: And you are?
Agent Smith: A Smith. Agent Smith.
Morpheus: You all look the same to me.
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Morpheus: I've seen an agent punched through a concrete wall. Men have emptied entire clips at them and hit nothing but air, yet their strength and their speed are still based in a world that is built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong or as fast as you can be.
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Morpheus: I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds, for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives. This is a war and we are soldiers. What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?
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Commander Lock: Not everyone believes what you do Morpheus.
Morpheus: My beliefs do not require them to.
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Morpheus: I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me.
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Merovingian:

Merovingian: French is the best language to swear in.
[stream of curses]
Merovingian: It's like wiping your arse with silk
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Councilor Harmann:

Neo: So we need machines, and machines need us. Is that your point?
Councilor Harmann: No, no point. Old men like me don't bother in making points. There is no point.
Neo: Is that why there are no young men on the council?
Councilor Harmann: Good point.
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Councilor Harmann: I hate sleeping. I figured, I've slept the first eleven years of my life away, so now I'm just making up for it.